Welcome to my personal website. Prepare to be bored. There's really nothing interesting here. Why, yes, that is a picture of my cat. Keep looking, and you'll see a picture of my dog too. I have one of each.

You might ask yourself: Why would someone so boring have a personal website? The answer: Shameless self-promotion. Plus I want the world to see what an attractive cat I have. If you think this might be filler text, you're right! Who reads down to the bottom of the second paragraph on a personal website anyway? Freak!

There are actually useful items on this website to those who know me. In fact, if you're here it's probably because I told you to come here. So choose the tab -- Rainbow, Church or Personal -- which you think may apply. You will need a username and password to access the Personal tab. If you don't have those, don't worry, you're not missing much.